March 2012
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i went to get a falafel and da guy at the store kept giving me the eye like he wanted to see me naked and he was kinda cute i guess for like an exotic vibe and then he gave me free baklava n then i asked if it had butter n he said no n then i got excited and i ran out
February 2012
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i knocked over all the toothpicks while messed up and i had to pick them all up one by one it was probably the worst task you could ever do while inebriated.
ughhh new miniature tigers album suxxx what is going on
on my days off my smoothies involve liquor
